Emily, 17. Just a girl who lives in the armpit of the world blogging her life away.

 

mliaverage:

Today, I was sitting in the Tampa Airport. Over the loudspeaker I heard, “Code 10, Code 10”. While everyone around me was clearly getting nervous, I decided to look it up on my handy iphone. Apparently a “Code 10” in Tampa’s airport means a toilet over flowed. You can’t fool me, Tampa. MLIA

mliaverage:

Today, I was sitting in the Tampa Airport. Over the loudspeaker I heard, “Code 10, Code 10”. While everyone around me was clearly getting nervous, I decided to look it up on my handy iphone. Apparently a “Code 10” in Tampa’s airport means a toilet over flowed. You can’t fool me, Tampa. MLIA

srafandseedpods:

OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

(Source: panerasexual)